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One who has random people sleep on their couch
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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Singlehood

Knighthood - the status of being a knight

Singlehood - the status of being single

Some can't wait to escape singlehood, some don't mind it or even revel in it. When you get a girl/boyfriend, this marks the end of singlehood for you. Likewise, when you break up with them, you re-enter into singlehood.
Guy 1: I finally got a girlfriend!!

Guy 2: So you can finally leave singlehood behind, then.

Guy 1: Damn right. Let's go for a drink.
by LemonZeppelin September 23, 2009
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Singleitis

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time
Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.
by ghatts1son November 21, 2010
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single

used to describe a man who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes
Man: Look a woman get the kitchen an make me a sammich bich
Woman: You must be single lmao. And such a shame that you can't make your own sandwich.
by NepNep Vasilias January 3, 2019
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Single

Kylie rodigues
Kylie is single affff
by Andrew fonsecA November 28, 2019
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Single

Me. I am single. my friends are couples. I am singular. Fuck relationships
( a single person sometimes relates to the song Heather)
I am single
by Thatweirdgay December 6, 2022
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ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.
"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003
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