single n

One who has random people sleep on their couch

Single n, who the fuck is on your couch?

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Singlehood

Knighthood - the status of being a knight

Singlehood - the status of being single

Some can't wait to escape singlehood, some don't mind it or even revel in it. When you get a girl/boyfriend, this marks the end of singlehood for you. Likewise, when you break up with them, you re-enter into singlehood.

Guy 1: I finally got a girlfriend!!

Guy 2: So you can finally leave singlehood behind, then.

Guy 1: Damn right. Let's go for a drink.

by LemonZeppelin September 23, 2009

Singleitis

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time

Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.

by ghatts1son November 21, 2010

single

used to describe a man who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes

Man: Look a woman get the kitchen an make me a sammich bich
Woman: You must be single lmao. And such a shame that you can't make your own sandwich.

by NepNep Vasilias January 3, 2019

Single

Kylie rodigues

Kylie is single affff

by Andrew fonsecA November 28, 2019

Single

Me. I am single. my friends are couples. I am singular. Fuck relationships
( a single person sometimes relates to the song Heather)

I am single

by Thatweirdgay December 6, 2022

ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.

"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003