simp

Anyone named Drew is a simp

Person 1: "Drew is such a simp"
*insert simp card*

by mikewazouski March 25, 2020

Simp

•A girl that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under men in hopes of winning them over, without the male bringing anything to the table.

•A girl that puts too much value on a male for no reason .

•A man that prides herself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every male.

SIMP stands for Suckers Idolising Mediocre Penis

MI is a SIMP for Shay

MI wants Shat so much she cant help but be a SIMP

by AnonJB1404 March 26, 2020

simp

anyone named isaac

there’s no easy way to say this but, you’re a simp. and i’m gonna have to report you back to kuzco

by themuffinmann14 April 13, 2020

Simp

Brandon Littlechild

He is a simp

by Pigs74 April 30, 2020

Simp

A guy that doesn’t care about bro before hoes.

A.K.A Vinny from Nj

Girl: can you do my homework for me please
Vinny: of course anything for you

Me looking at the text messages: fucking simp

by Maidich May 12, 2020

Simp

A guy who prioritizes hanging out with girls and forgoes fraternizing with the boys in hope of getting pussy from said girls who friendzone him. Commonly associated with the name Jordan.

"Yo, Fredrick hasn't been hanging out with us. What's going on?"

"He's being a simp over some chick he met."

by Jesus's Crackrocks April 8, 2020

Simp

Simps are mostly called morgan and can be found anywhere such as someones private account as soon as they posted a photo or first to say something to a girl in a xbox party.

‘omg once again he liked my photo first’
‘who?’
‘Morgan’
‘ah what a simp’

by u won’t know lmao April 24, 2020