salty smoothie

what a girl swallows after a blow job

I just have her a salty smoothie

by dickserect November 16, 2006

Doc Smooth

'Doc' as in Doctor, A smooth operating player type male who's rather successful with the ladies and popuplar amongst his peers.

check out old Doc smooth over there, with his new missus.

by granddaddydon January 31, 2008

Ass-smooth

Description of an object or person who is so slick that it resembles the smoothness of a baby's behind.

"That guy is so ass-smooth" or "This table is ass-smooth!"

by onak September 20, 2009

smoothies

When things are understood, going well or went well.

Bubba: How are things?
Joe Smokey: Things are awesome!
Bubba: Smoothies!

by hdfrey November 2, 2010

Strawberry Coconut Smoothie

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.

I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.

by Jackinbaby June 15, 2011

smooth

Used to describe a song that has a high-pitched kick drum sound, or any song that has a beat that arouses emotional or sexual desire.

Oooh, this song feels so smooth!

by Radio G December 28, 2005

Chicken Smoothie

Chicken smoothie is a Forum that primarily revolves around adopting virtual animals and posting on forums. It is a cancerous stamping ground for weeaboos, furries, insane fangirls, obnoxious teenagers and all kinds of liberals.

I can't believe she actually still plays Chicken Smoothie.

by Kzkra May 28, 2018