fuck me running sideways

What to say during a time of distress-as in o shit this sucks

Fuck me running sideways I'm tired

by meg~aroni&cheese November 11, 2007

Sidhu Surprise

Technically a defensive act, the sidhu surprise is the most base and depraved form of self preservation. It consists first of cutting holes into both front pockets of all your pants. Then you must sport a huge erection at all times. In the eventuality that someone tries to rob you by putting a weapon to your face and thrusting their hands into your pockets, they get only a fistful of your cock. The moment the thief realizes that he's clutching your erect and pulsating hog, he is simultaneously stricken with horror, fear, and disgust. At this point it is essential to establish eye contact and very subtly offer the delinquent a mischievous grin. The felon generally flees wildly in response. The sidhu surprise has been known to cause suicide in its victims. This technique works best if you frequent shady areas where pick pocketers and other unsavory types are known to lurk. The original Sidhu of 1865 could remain erect all day, but others who have mimicked his methods usually needed to maintain high levels of viagra in their systems in order to be properly prepared to deliver "the surprise".

When I went to south america last year, I almost got robbed three times. Luckily, I gave them the sidhu surprise and now two of the would-be thieves are dead and the last one has taken a keen liking to male brothels.

by maxamillian shreck January 21, 2009

Side Burns

A manly beastly facial hair which protrudes along the face downwards.

by MAtt Lawson May 6, 2003

go fuck yourself sideways

to tell someone to hurt themselves, very badly; a curse.

When the ginormous corporation's troll fires you, you can say "go fuck yourself sideways".

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 2, 2010

Siddhanth

Siddhanth is a name for a very good and friendly guy who is very cool. He hates to study and loves to play. He is very funny and he loves his friends.

That guy's name should be Siddhanth cause he finished my FIFA 19 before me.

by Sbdbdnfn December 12, 2018

angle side side

a non-existent theorem in geometry that you can use to piss your teacher off.

student: do we have to know the angle side side theorem for the test?
teacher: i think you mean angle angle side.
student: geometry can kiss my angle side side.

by hudo January 20, 2010

CT Side Saddle

While hittin' it from the back, subtly plop the hand onto the lower back/upper right butt cheek. As you are reaming her fuck tunnel, slowly insert your thumb into her butthole. Make an inward to outward motion until you are knuckle deep and massage.

CT: "I just executed the CT side saddle."
?: "Knuckle deep?!"
CT: "Knuckle deep!"

by Speedracer19 April 21, 2010