Shoulda been there 

You missed being a part of something big. You didn't see it. You weren't there. You can only imagine, but it's not good enough, cuz you weren't there. You should have been there. It means, folks wish you could have seen it, but you didn't. And even if you could see it on video, it's not good enough. You should have been there. The energy was amazing.

Dood, you totally missed it. You shoulda been there.

Shoulda been there by Pisgah June 17, 2012

shoulder job 

When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.

Dude, yesterday these two girls from work gave me the most dope shoulder job ever, of all time.

shoulder job by Ol' Saint Richard June 30, 2014

Boob Shoulder

The grazing of a customer's shoulder by the breasts of the woman cutting said customer's hair.

"I was at supercuts and the chick lining me up gave me some quality Boob Shoulder!"

Boob Shoulder by joedrums8a February 28, 2009

a shoulder to vomit on 

that sweet guy that keeps you company while you're indulging in a monologue with the toilet bowl after you get yourself lobotomized drunk at parties

-Last night Jared served me as a shoulder to vomit on, hadn't it been for him I'd've drowned in the toilet bowl
-Yeah, he's a sweetheart

a shoulder to vomit on by ana von hindenburg March 19, 2011

Microchip on my Shoulder

2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.

Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?

Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".

Microchip on my Shoulder by Marcellus_Wallace May 3, 2021

Shoul 

A sharing of soul in the form of a shared perception.

I love it when I shoul with her smile

Shoul by Ninja in the Disco August 3, 2008

shoulder chuck 

when a nigga is walking past you with a black man's strut and forcefully knocks into your shoulder with his causing all of your books to fall to the ground. The only way this can be a legitimate shoulder chuck is if the afore mentioned nigga does not stop and help pick up the books.

john: (walking) what a lovely day.
tyrone: (walking in opposite direction) (shoulder chuck)
(books fall to ground)
john: excuse me sir, would you help pick these up?
tyrone: FUCK YOU BITCH!
thus, a shoulder chuck.

shoulder chuck by k vert January 5, 2008