shit tyrone

Telling your homeboy to stop fucking up and start getting it together, based on a popular internet meme.

<loser32> man they let me go for coming in late again
<you> shit tyrone

by itsthemechanic March 2, 2011

shit mitts

Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )

Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.

Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.

Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.

by The Hankys January 8, 2013

Shit over it.

As in Shane dawsons Video its just "Shit over it" means your over everyone and every fucking thing in this world.

"Hey sis whats tea, Shit over it"
"Hey what are you doing PFFTTT shit over it."

by Mind_The_Gap June 15, 2018

A Shit Ton

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.

Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.

by KarNac February 16, 2017

Shit Gills

The uncanny attribute that allows one to survive, and even flourish, while their head is permanently stuck up their supervisor's ass.

Also, a person who has such an attribute.

Mike: I swear that guy's head is shoved so far up our director's ass, I'm amazed he can still breathe.

Jeff: Easy. He has shit gills.

by BustedPretext November 26, 2010

Type Shit

A colloquial term that is used in conjunction with a phrase, idiom, verb or adjective to quickly summarize a given scenario.

I looked for that dude all day, then my boy called me and told me where to find him so of course I pulled up on some "yo ima beat your ass" type shit.

Marcus came to school thinking he was fly, on some "I got some new shoe" type shit.

My girl always wants to start shit, she'll be on some "who you texting" type shit.

by H4V0K_864x August 26, 2018

Shit Bucket

an item necessary for obtaining a high level within the BattleField franchise

Jeff: check out that guys level
Paul: i wonder if he's emptied his shit bucket

by yous a bitch nigga November 22, 2013