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Thrift Shopping 

Going to Bars on busy nights such as Valentine’s Day to “shop” for someone else’s unwanted “Second Hand crap”.
Jacob was feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, so he went downtown around midnight to do some “Thrift Shopping”.
Thrift Shopping by KRiver February 14, 2020

secondhand grocery shopping 

Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.
Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.

Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.

Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.

Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!

slipping the tounge 

this is pretty self-explanatory.
I have no idea why Dawn felt the need to define it for us.
slipping the tounge by *tt December 19, 2002

Shopping cart

1. The giant basket on wheels that your mother pushes around the food that she had better be cooking later that nght.
Chuck: My wife just went to the store, apparently she filled her shopping cart.

Mark: Damn man you are going to be eating a lot tonight.

Chuck: Damn right I am, I will maker her cook it all.
Shopping cart by buddhaman11 January 10, 2011

Slipping one past the goalie 

To fuck the chick in the ass and for the cum to seep out of the bum hole into the vagina
Friend: I heard you slipping one past the goalie during anal sex
Guy: Yeah, Sheila is pregnant now.

Window Shopping 

When you are experiencing a window to take a shit and need to find a place to do it.
I have to shit so badly but i don't think I can do it without stinking up the workplace. I need to do a little window shopping to find the right place to drop a load.
Window Shopping by OciferSven January 11, 2015