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Sex

Sex is when a man takes a woman out to a fancy dinner and then after that they go home and the guy's dick gets big and the womans pussy gets wet then he puts the dick in and they go in and out many times while making sounds like "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH".
One day Mike and Alana were going to the Fancy returant for dinner then they both got really horny and left the dinner and rushed home for sex then with the door closed you'd here Alana saying, "YES YES YEEEEEEEESSSSSS FASTER HARDER...................................................O MY GOD THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!
by pSYCO12 June 6, 2009
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sex

Something you will never have if your looking up sex in the Urban Dictionary.
Virgin: What is sex?
Urban Dictionary: Something you will never have if your looking up sex in the Urban Dictionary.
20 Black Dudes: *yelling* OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
by an intelligent human February 15, 2017
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sexed

A much simpler way of saying having sex or had sex. It is in past tense form.
dude- Do you think they sexed?
guy- I dont know but I sexed her up last night.
dude- No I definitely sexed her last night.
guy- Damn, she playin us.
by remT September 17, 2007
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Sex

when a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina and pushes in and pulls out.
sometimes done for pleasure, sometimes done when someone in bored.
One night I went home to meet my boyfriend after work. When I rang the doorbell he opened the door. his dick was hanging out of his boxers and he called my name. Jane!! I immediately caught on to his mood and loved the moaning that came from his throat. We were kissing and he set me on the couter and started taking off my top. it couldn't be fast enough...so i helped him. he carried me to the couch because we couldn't making it to the bedroom. he fucked me so hard my clit was pulsing. my orgasm sent pleasure through my body. he continued humping and i started screaming "HARDER!!!!!!!FASTER!!I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!!!HARDER!!!!YESSS!!YESSSS!!!MIKE YESSS!!!!"and i had another orgasm. there were 5 more after that. best sex ever.
by SeXpErSoN June 8, 2010
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sexing

1) Two or more people engaging in sexual intercourse.

2) Johnny Knoxville's favorite word from "A Dirty Shame" explaining people having oral,mental or physical sex.
"Everyone goes sexing at Lovers Lane"
"Ewe, those 2 are sexing in public..."
"Let's go SEXING!"- Johnny Knoxville
by moxielady32 July 23, 2011
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sex

An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.
I pity all you poor souls ;;
by Cortana Dragoon July 22, 2008
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Sex?

Something a mexican named casey always loves to ask his girls.
by MegaSaurTron February 9, 2009
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