seasoning

-to add more details (true or not) to a story or discussion.

he wasn’t even there but he started seasoning the whole thing like he was there on the day of the fight to begin with

by handle no cap May 27, 2020

Napkin Season

The beautiful time of year, typically between 31 March and 10 September in which fine young broads gallivant in public wearing loose-fitting tops; or “napkins”. So named for their free-flowing nature, immaculacy, and the fact that it looks like the funbags are wrapped up in such a serviette; the “napkin” is perhaps the most glorious of all female clothing (far superior to the Jegging).

Screw December, Napkin Season is the most wonderful time of the year!

Nap-kin Sea-son! *clap clap clapclapclap*

R.I.P. Napkin Season (2010-2010)

by Amanning07 April 27, 2011

mattress season

The period of time when a girl is on her period and she is using pads (aka mattresses) instead of tampons. Mattress season lasts from the time when the first used pad hits the garbage can until the garbage is taken out at the end of her period. As can be imagined, the worst part of mattress season is the smell that all of the piled up mattress in the garbage create.

Ugh, this mattress season is lasting forever. We need to get our roommates tampons for Christmas.

by Angeleah D. July 1, 2011

bug season

The season where bugs come out from their little cocoons of hell and terrorize us to the point of depression.

Man, it's almost bug season, I guess I'll lock the doors.

by WhiteRussian523 August 20, 2016

timb season

A season directed towards the fall is when people start to wear timbs more often

At yo finna cop sum new timbs for this wonderful timb season were having

by Tomato666 November 18, 2017

Choofing Season

A combination of both Cheating and Cuffing season. That special time of the year when you wanna boo, but you also wanna fuck everything. There's no laws during choofing season!

Hey bro, do you think its bad that I fucked that girl when I've been messing around with that other girl?
Hell nah bro, it's Choofing Season!!

by BigDaddyJoy October 27, 2019

One season wonder

A one season wonder is when a show is incredible, but it only has one season. Either season 2 was canceled, or the show starts and finishes with one season.

Dan: "Dude, did you watch "Turtle Wars?"
Kevin: "Yeah, it was a one season wonder."

by Mettatheone November 5, 2020