self-incrimination

In Criminal Law, it is an art of lying when facing a senate trial.

Synonym: Janet Napoles

Senate blue ribbon: Name the senators who are part of the Priority Development Assistance Fund scam.

Napoles: I invoke my right against self-incrimination.

by PORK November 7, 2013

Low Selfie-steem

A chronic disappointment with how ones selfies turn out.

That girl takes like 20 pictures before she finds one she is happy with. She must have low selfie-steem.

by Semiautosteve January 16, 2014

Brett Favre Selfie

A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.

Whenever I send a Brett Favre Selfie, I always go flaccid - erections are too presumptuous....

by Salty ballz November 11, 2013

mr. self destruct

The mechanical voice inside my head that controls me.

It takes me where I want to go, it gives me all I need to know, it lays me down it uses me up, Mr. Self Destruct

by TheKoromo-domo March 25, 2013

self harm

usually in the aftermath of some trauma which may have occured during ones formative years. A violation and ungodly act of hurt caused by the callous insensitivity of those who should know not to pick on those who are way too vulnerable, and simply can't take it. Revulsion and anger towards the physical self perhaps because of some deep hurt, i.e, abuse, bullying, sexual aggression, etc cetera.

Self harm as an act can encompass a variety of destructive behaviours, from cutting, burning, to shaving ones hair. I slashed my arms to ribbons due to a fragile mental state, 'cause i felt violent towards "them", for crossing a boundary with me, they thought i was "weird" and relentlessly mocked and degraded me, got used as a sexual punching bag when much younger. Has a devastating impact on sufferer, loss of sound mind, proper emotional development, limited life opportunities, inability to have healthy human relationships, don't trust others that they won't end up hurting me, just like all the rest. Hopelessness and apathy about mankind. A throbbing heart.....I could write a novella about it!

by anonymous for obvious reasons May 29, 2008

self suck

when a male sucks his own penis for pleasue

ben loves to self suck...

by huffmiester4lyf June 27, 2011

self serve

When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.

"Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve."

by Joe Charger May 8, 2008