Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Chop that seat

When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.

Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"

Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."

by Mtb-homie March 16, 2017

Cheap seats

What do you call someone who says quiet in the cheap seats

Insulted being called the cheap seats

by anonymous January 1, 2022

seat

chair

i seat chair

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

Stadium Seating

A sexual act similar to a blumpkin in which one dude craps in the top tank of the toilet while a second craps in the bowl of the toilet. The dude crapping in the top tank receives a blowjob while the girl is riding the dude crapping in the bowl of the toilet.

Me and my buddy got stadium seating from that dirty skank Becky

by *construction noises* May 24, 2018

Flagged your seat

Meaning you done messed up; you messed your spot up

Yo you done flagged your seat with that shit.

by Shaymber February 21, 2021

seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023