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Schrödinger lie

A lie, typically a boast or hyperbole, that can be played of as a joke. Depending on if the audience believes the lie, the liar decides whether or not the statement was intended to be taken seriously.
"That wasn't a joke, it was a Schrödinger lie; you really thought we would believe that."
by glorpyv December 5, 2025
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Schrödingers ragebait

Acting straight retarded and then saying "oh it’s ragebait!" When, it’s them seeing what the person they are conversing with’s reaction and then saying "oh it’s ragebait!"
Person 1: hey, you know that the capital of Australia is Byron Bay

Person 2: the capital of Australia is Canberra you know?

Person 1: yeah I know it was just ragebait

Person 2: you really are Schrödingers ragebaiter
by Saltyapple49 December 10, 2025
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Schrodinger's queer

A character in media that has yet to be confirmed as gay or straight, putting them in a state of being both gay and straight at the same time until it's confirmed
I wonder if this character is gay or not

Neither have been confirmed nor denied yet

This is a real Schrodinger's queer situation
by L0RE December 15, 2025
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Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who has a bad take and then makes an excuse of it being either a joke or ragebait based on the audience's reaction.
Anthony: I think Minecraft is overrated.
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025
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Schrodinger's counterattack

There are two sides to this.

When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.

When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.

The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
Verd: Wow your counterattacks are so good
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
by Radiotrophic Gint December 23, 2025
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Schrödinger's groupchat

A groupchat that is either very active or inactive on a complete random basis. You have no clue if the groupchat has a lot or few messages until you open the app/groupchat.
"This groupchat is so inconsistent. One time it has hundreds of messages and another time it's completely dead."
"Yeah, it's basically Schrödinger's groupchat."
by DutchPolarBear December 26, 2025
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Schrödinger's cunny

A cunny, which can also assume the form of a voluptous woman, such as a MILF, but you won't know until meet them.
Both of Kyouno Natsumi's form are so sexy, she truly is Schrödinger's cunny!
by jose droyd January 9, 2026
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