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when your friend is being nonchalant but also looks cooked, you nickname him "Samuel Melaku Melaku"

"Hey, tell your friend to calm down"
"Nah, that's just Samuel Melaku Melaku"

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Samuel M

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

I want to make out with you, you must be Samuel M

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Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.

Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.

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“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”

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Samuel reed, a name for one who is a Gay Canadian Jew.

the name itself means "Sexually Aroused" or "Horny", which is normally accurate.

Hey Samuel Reed, I heard you were a Gay Canadian Jew!

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also called the Seraphim or Samur Mayker, he is an insufferable asshole in the doom universe who no one likes.

Samuel Hayden hates everything the doom slayer does

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also known as the Seraphim or Samur Mayker is an insufferable asshole in the doom series who no one likes

Samuel Hayden hates everything the slayer does

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