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Naughty Salad

Dank weed that has to be smoke through a bong or a vaporizer to make it a little more healthier than smoking from a pipe or a blunt. It is commonly and variety of weed ground together, hence it being a salad. It cannot, and should not be combined with "Shwag!"
"That dude is making a dank, naughty salad!"

"Were gonna need OG Kush, Silver Haze and Chemdawg to complete this Naughty Salad!"
by CrazyBluntzman21 April 1, 2010
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toss salad

hey buddy, you wanna toss my salad after we finish watching the antique roadshow?
by fartsniffer May 25, 2002
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that's what she said

used to turn a comment into a sexual innuendo
(in a precalc classroom)

teacher: ok guys, i know that these problems are hard, and they're long and a pain in the butt, but you still have to do them

Student: that's what she said
by Mumbs April 4, 2009
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said no one ever

A phrase put at the end of a sarcastic or misleading statement to imply how unheard of it is; this joke is mainly used when a person can't think of anything clever to say
"'Man, where can I get a pair of those Uggs?' said no one ever."
"'Let me Bing that for you!' said no one ever."
"'Nickelback is comprised of the finest musicians of our generation,' said no one ever."
"(INSERT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL STATEMENT HERE), said no one ever."
by Emjaydi May 1, 2013
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Salad Fingers

A series of cartoons on the internet. You guys already know the factual information, so here's my perspective on it.

Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.

Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.

I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.
I don't know why, but I like salad fingers.
by thecityexists April 17, 2009
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Hot Salad

To give a rim job to somebody who has just taken a shit.
Don't tell nobody, but I just gave that girl a hot salad in the back of her car bro!
by mmmhmgirl September 4, 2016
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Thats what she said

A sexual joke made when something says something not meant to be sexual
Fuck you got me so wet!

Thats what she said

Or

Damn that shit is hard

Thats what she said
by Alex Stojnich November 28, 2010
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