Alex Rump

The buttocks equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Rump my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

Ava Rumpf

She is a very ⓈⓀⒺⒺⒺⒺⒺⒺⒺ person that hates men and has a tattoo but tell everyone that it’s pen. She gets no bitches.

Ava Rumpf likes girls

by gantvat November 20, 2023

t-Rump

Shitty sperm donor who uses his infamy to manipulate not only those he claims to “love,” but also legal systems, etc.

Did you hear how Brannon’s t-Rump pulled a quick one on him?

by WreakHavoc99 May 9, 2024

Russian rumper

When two men have very loud and aggressive anal sex.

“We all heard Vlad and dmitri at the party last night, lots of Russian rumpering happening”

by ISHAMELESSĶILL-_-I July 5, 2025

BoilerMaker Rump Roast

When a boilermaker goes to the local butcher to get a cut of meat in the shape of a big fat cock. Usually from a cow, but can be from a sizable pig.

Dan had to witness Brent walk in with a boilermaker rump roast, he asked Brent if it would be smoked or seasoned, Brent replied that it would be lubed.

by InspectrumDave November 23, 2025

slappin' a rump

to turn right while in a car or on foot

"Where is this place, man?"

"You need to be slappin' a rump right here, dude."

by Demoknight November 9, 2009

Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin

When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.

Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."

by Living_Legend68 March 15, 2014