Rule 110

The Rakesh Paradox. If something Random is said do not reply, or continue it into a conversation, it will only make things worse. If there is a reply, the person replying must be hit 3 times on the arm with a kettle.

"OMG i mean i wouldn't say i'm in love with shovels, but wednsdays can be the nutella."

"WTF are you on about and why nutella"

"Rule 110."

"Oh shit"

*raises kettle*

Rule 110 by TheKeshSeriouslyLikeLegit September 8, 2013

Rule 420

Rule 420 states: When the time is 4:20, regardless of AM or PM, one has to go sicko mode.

Guy: Dude its 4:20 Rule 420
Guy 2:* proceeds to sicko mode*

Rule 420 by niggersarenotwelcome December 14, 2018

Rule 37 

No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

Newfag : Dude, someone just sent me this video called Tubgirl. It's so fucking gross !

Veteran Internet user : Rule 37, man. Rule 37.

Rule 37 by BananaChicken22 June 17, 2020

Rule 1001 

No matter what you do sex will be everywhere

You can’t escape Rule 1001.

Rule 1001 by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

Rule 70 

All Girls either Are Or will be driven crazy eventually unless they become Dead before being able to be driven crazy

Guy 1: i met this hot blonde
Guy 2: dude don't even try shes crazy
Guy 1: you haven't even met her. how would you know?
Guy 2: Rule 70
Guy 1: oh.....dang

Rule 70 by ThatCrazyGuy November 19, 2010

Rule 149 

Everyone on the internet has an IQ of 150 or higher.

Guy 1: What is your IQ?

Guy 2: It's 150.

Guy 1: So is mine.

Guy 3: Mine is 155 so clearly I am better than you.

Guy 4: Rule 149

Rule 149 by impatient_rationalist January 16, 2009

Rule 47 

NEVER jerk off a cactus.

Really, no example is needed. Rule 47 explains itself.

Rule 47 by Legit boob man February 20, 2011