Rectan

I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK IT UP ENHAAA

The drawing looks like a rectan!

by ic_79 September 16, 2025

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Rectalatorian

A name given to an sophisticated asshole of a person

The country club was filled with rectalatorian uplifted noses.

by Rychus Bear September 30, 2025

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When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.

Person 1: “Oh my god, Timmy gave me a rectal rose last night”

Person 2: “Eew what the fuck?”

by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025

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Rectalvisionitis

When your ass cords gets wrapped around your eye cords, and you get a shitty outlook on life

He complains so much he has “rectalvisionitis” I feel sorry for him.

by Cauliflower Mcfud October 15, 2025

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Rectallection

The inability to remember any relevant data, facts, information or “shit” that was previously discussed in conversation because of fatigue, age, dementia or ingestion of mind altering substances.

I have no rectallection of anything I said last night because I was so inebriated!

by Ofashea October 21, 2025

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