a guy that sets a friend up with a girl. Said girl is usually a strong contender for an easy lay, solid hookup, date or relationship. The pussy broker (PB) acts as a matchmaker or pimp of sorts. This negotiation is discussed with the friend ahead of time and the PB gets a favor of some kind that usually involves sexual exploitation of said setup (like pictures of the girl naked or a video of sex with said girl). Bonus Points are given if said girl is an ex-girlfriend of the PB.
"My buddy did a great job as my pussy broker this weekend. He set me up with a real freak and all i had to do was take a picture of her tits!"
"I really need to get some ass. I need to call up my PB and see who he can set me up with."
"I really need to get some ass. I need to call up my PB and see who he can set me up with."
by nunzio19 July 23, 2009
A person that has seen pussy for days, knows everything and anything about pussy. Simply a expert at pussy.
by xXPardyM4NXx October 10, 2016
by Ribshot Ryan October 26, 2009
Someone that is weak. Someone that has to hang around in groups to think there tough. Scared to try some new shit.
That fucking pussy could never beat my ass without a group of people. To scared to step up to someone alone. Scared to try something new.
by Ray1977 October 03, 2013
by DpcxMrPerfect October 15, 2012
If God had a vagina and you could fuck it, that's what pinnacle pussy would be. The sexual and psychological equivalent of chasing your tail and never catching it. It's what never was and never will be. Jerking off is to sex as sex is to what pinnacle pussy would be. The divine realm.
"Dear Lord, I think I finally found it! Shelby loves me so much and I love her, and the sex is amazing! I think I've found the pinnacle pussy. I proposed and we're getting married!"
God responded, "My dear son, that's not pinnacle pussy that's hell. You never catch pinnacle pussy. But that certainly shouldn't stop you trying."
God responded, "My dear son, that's not pinnacle pussy that's hell. You never catch pinnacle pussy. But that certainly shouldn't stop you trying."
by SmokeMeth September 24, 2017
Spiders have pussy so good that a male spider is going to try to fuck even though the bitch is gonna try and eat him. When a crazy ass bitch pussy so good you keep trying to fuck even though she will ruin your life.
Justin; You hear Jerry still fooling with Nene?
Gunther; Didn't she file an e.p.o. on him, and attack him with scissors.
Justin; Sure did, she got that spider-pussy, yo.
Gunther; Didn't she file an e.p.o. on him, and attack him with scissors.
Justin; Sure did, she got that spider-pussy, yo.
by chilli-mac November 25, 2014