the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

purple shamrock

Not to be confused with the Danza Slap or Turkeyslapping, the purple shamrock is when a man slaps a woman across both sides of her face with his penis, immediately after receiving oral sex. In some cultures, it is a demonstration of respect and admiration.

As Sheila knelt on the floor, Raul showed his gratitude for the finest blowjob of his life, by bestowing upon her the Purple Shamrock.

by anonymousforobviousreasons August 13, 2007

purple glove

A strange accessory worn by a kid in my algebra class. Who knows what he does with it in his spare time? He often says, mission accomplished while wearing it.

He's wearing the purple glove again today.

by luvs_2b_random March 22, 2008

Purple peanuts

hemorrhoids; vascular structures in the anal canal which help with stool control. They become swollen or inflamed.

Purple peanuts colon cauliflower hemeroids hemroids haemorrhoids roids

by Twist of Cain April 3, 2011

Purple Rebecca

When a girl gives a guy a hand job but squeezes the penis too hard and causes it to turn purple. Inspired by Molly Adams.

Good God! That whore over there named Molly gave me a purple Rebecca! Now I can't have children!!!

by greatergator11 March 27, 2011

purple clit

When almost sexually gets off but doesn't quite make it.
The female version of blue balls.

I had so much trouble getting my girlfriend off last night. She was so mad about getting purple clit that she refused to go down on me after.

by Quink September 6, 2007

purple rain

Purple is the color associated with royalty and the word "rain" is a play on or PUN of the word "reign." Therefore, "purple rain" means "royalty reign." Moreover, when one is in the purple rain, that one is in the HIGHEST state of consciousness such that only happiness exist in their state of mind. This allows the flow of Life, Source Energy, Infinite Intelligence aka GOD.

"I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain." Prince, The Artist

by She Majesty June 1, 2016