to bitch purple

to utter an oath of the most deep and profound kind.

You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.

by jon barleycorn July 21, 2006

purple pounding

The art of nailing a woman in the ass and turning her balloon knot purple

I gave her ass a real good purple pounding, with a donkey punch as the finish.

by Jimmy Thunder77 March 31, 2009

purple huff

satanic, spikey hair, marilyn manson fan, dude.

Dude!!! I just saw a purple huff!!! He was totally hot.

by feliclay January 13, 2009

Sexy Purple

A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.

Damn, did you see that Teddy Bear, it's a sexy purple.

by Mr Potato man January 3, 2015

purple lemonade

A beverage consisting of cough syrup and lemonade. This is usually specific to muddy lean. If the lean is mixed right it will be called pink lemonade. Also, the affects of purple lemonade are much worse than pink lemonade. These drinks don't necessarily contain any lemonade, but they can.

Ey cuz the purple lemonade makes me sick, mix it pink if you can

by NADER May 13, 2015

Purple Nostrils

The act of not being able to sneeze. Tilting your head back, squinting your eyes, and you end up swearing because you were unable to sneeze. Similar to blue balls but nostrils.

Gustavo:Fuck!!
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.

by PapichuloDajuan June 20, 2015

Purple cyclops

Penis

I’d love to show you my purple cyclops

by Lord Prometheus December 28, 2018