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choke 'n' puke

A foul odored (and foul tasting) substance, similar to gruel, usually served in correctional institutions and sometimes public schools. Usually a grey or brown viscous liquid with chunks of pseudo meat (usually dog food) in it.
Every Monday and Friday morning, the jail house serves Choke 'N' Puke for breakfast.
by Curtis Coombs January 21, 2006
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pikey

a word that could only be used by someone with limited intellience, but thinks they know everything.

a word used by someone with no self respect, who likes to jump on the band-wagon rather than thinking for themselves.

a word used in humour or hatred but often linked to a person who probably has never had a conversation with a Gypsy/Traveller person because they are too gutless.

a bigotted term to boost an insuffiently formed ego, probably of some loser who sits down the pub from the time it opens putting the world to rights, and wakes up the following day with piss down his trousers.
pikeys are this...pikeys are that...can you lend me a few quid, i've run out of fags etc etc
by romanyfriendrhiannon August 13, 2004
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pukerd

A person whose sole purpose of existance is to vomited upon.
Nice move, ya' pukerd !
by Tad Hasse September 3, 2006
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pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you
dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!
by NikkiFM_AM May 26, 2008
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Puke Parrot

Puke Parrots happen when you get so fucked up you puke a pile of nastyness on your own shoulder, most the time the owner of the puke parrot doesn't realize this until morning
Dude you alright?

WTF happened last night?
Well you shit on the floor, pissed in your pants, and vomited on your shoulder!
Fuck! look at this puke parrot man! goddamn it!
by villestation August 23, 2009
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Pukelocks

When you puke from drinking alcohol and it gets in your hair. The puke proceeds to make your hair get all tangled up as if you had dreadlocks. By the the time you wake up in the morning/afternoon, you will have full-blown pukelocks.

WARNING: May take hours to reverse the pukelock hairstyle.
I woke up with pukelocks from the party last night, I need to stop drinking so much.
by lindamoment March 14, 2011
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sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides
Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!
by Maxine W October 10, 2007
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