Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.

Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!

by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020

ghetto platinum

When a welfare recipiant(usually black people) go to the store buy junk food, blunts, cigs and anything else except the essentials and they swipe their ACCESS cards. All paid for courtesy of tax payers and job holders

Must be nice to buy all that shit with a ghetto platinum while I sit back and pay for it.

by clitman69 April 17, 2009

Playing Like Betty White

1- phrase used to insult people who are not good at sports, such as football or Russian Snake Charming, or any other activity requiring strength/ panflutes.

2- common insult used on people who have not/ do not eat Snickers before important events, such as football or Colombian Tennis.

1- Come on Detmenkov, you're like Betty White out there, man up!

2- Hey Elizaboria, eat this Snickers, you're playing like Betty White! We need 4 more points or they'll keep the cocaine!

by easytoremember September 16, 2010

Platinum AK47

The weapon Saddam Hussein used. An American soldier attempted smuggling it as a war prize.

General: Quick boy, get me that Platinum AK47.
Boy:شما حرامزاده شما می توانید اسلحه خود را بتعویق انداختن شما را نخواهد گرف
Translator: I think he says you can't take it sir.
General: Quick smuggle it aboard the aircraft.

by BoyTomatoPersianPrideWhatever January 24, 2011

Playing Weight

A term used by athletes to define their optimum weight for playing their desired sport.

Ron Artest trained hard this summer to get down to playing weight for training camp.

by RubySoho76 October 25, 2010

Playing Dude

Along the lines of "playing dead", but the dude version. This is a tactic men (or even women) use when their girl(boy)friends or wives(husbands) are talking and they want to pretend not to hear what they are saying so that they don't have to address or acknowledge their wants and/or needs.

I think your boyfriend hears you when you complain about all the gas you waste driving to and from his house every day. I think he knows you want to move in with him, he's just playing dude.

by jwalker720 November 11, 2010

Playing horseshoes

Code talk for sex, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc.

This weekend, I'll be playing horseshoes with her.

by Carlos Muthafuckin' Santana December 1, 2010