where a man comes inside a man or woman without a condom. often people with breeding kinks like to cream pie/ get cream pied. getting a cream pie feels really good
bro 1: dude i cream pied stacy last night
bro 2: sick was it good
bro 1: you have no idea dude she was so tight and when i creampied in her she loosened a little just how i like it
bro 2: ... so you wanna threesome anytime soon?
bro 1: sure dude stacy's too good not to share
bro 2: sick was it good
bro 1: you have no idea dude she was so tight and when i creampied in her she loosened a little just how i like it
bro 2: ... so you wanna threesome anytime soon?
bro 1: sure dude stacy's too good not to share
by bighugemassivejuicywobblytits April 8, 2021
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by F. Scott September 7, 2007
Get the pie regimen mug.A very common misspelling of mince pies, often done accidentally when you miss the "n" key because you are in a rush.
Can also refer to a small pie, similar to a mince pie, but instead filled with mouse droppings, served during christmas time to people who give you shite presents.
Can also refer to a small pie, similar to a mince pie, but instead filled with mouse droppings, served during christmas time to people who give you shite presents.
Tony: Hey, I'm off to get another mice pie, brb.
Dave: Mice pie? WTF?
Tony: SHIT! I mean mince pie! My bad.
Or
Tony: Hey, go give this mice pie to Uncle Freddy
Dave: Yeah! that would totally get him back for buying me another fucking lynx box set this Christmas!
Dave: Mice pie? WTF?
Tony: SHIT! I mean mince pie! My bad.
Or
Tony: Hey, go give this mice pie to Uncle Freddy
Dave: Yeah! that would totally get him back for buying me another fucking lynx box set this Christmas!
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Another word for vagina
by Yourewelcomeinadvance January 23, 2015
Get the Clam Pie mug.Discrete call sounded when sexy chick(s) walk into a pizzeria. There are several variations of fresh pie depending on what category these ladies fall under;
puma pie (women over 50), cougar pie (women over 40), semi-fresh pie (women who barely make the cusp), undercooked pie (tweens), etc.
puma pie (women over 50), cougar pie (women over 40), semi-fresh pie (women who barely make the cusp), undercooked pie (tweens), etc.
by Andolini's October 29, 2009
Get the Fresh Pie mug.eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.
Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...
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