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FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!

I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.

Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
mugGet the FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patchedmug.

Pumpkin Patch Steamer

When you surround yourself in a hot tub with a group of redheads within 2 hours of taking them for some Live Más.
It was a chilly fall day - the perfect occasion for a grande supreme chalupa, 78 soft shell tacos, some fire sauce, and a pumpkin patch steamer.
by Papa Smurphy November 13, 2025
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adult sour patches

my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym
by 420thedream August 16, 2021
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Berry Patch

A “berry patch” is a word for the females crotch.
“Hey Hannah what’s wrong?” “ oh nothing, my berry patch just itches.”
by Pancake007 June 21, 2019
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Patch it

Where a slag wants you to go away
I’ve got no bra on so patch it
by Poppy Ellison August 9, 2018
mugGet the Patch itmug.

Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.
by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023
mugGet the Blizzard Patchesmug.

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