When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.
" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.
by DatShoeManFrom1988 September 1, 2019
Get the Nuts To Shoemug. I learned this while talking baby talk to my dog years ago. I’m a shoe is a cute saying for I miss you
by Gcon94 April 14, 2021
Get the I’m a shoemug. Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.
Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.
Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.
Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.
by free4all23 June 26, 2009
Get the shoe geezersmug. When someone continually talks only about themselves.... the use of I over and over in sentences... I-shoes is like issues
by leprekron February 7, 2007
Get the I-shoes mug. A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
by Yisrael Majority August 21, 2021
Get the Spongebob Shoesmug. by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023
Get the Brick Shoesmug. Van a boys name, a good friend you can ever have, he can be rude as a joke but it can make you happy, he likes bunnies, dogs etc. ! He's very a humble person, you can count on him anytime, and can comfort you well, he's a also a hard working person he always think about his studies, He's intelligent, honest, and a lovely person, we believe Van is his problems, and he believes in us too
by katie92832 October 3, 2021
Get the Van not the shoesmug.