jam donut

Sexual act involving blood and semen. Shortly before creaming a girl in the face, you land a hard right hook straight in the kisser, preferably breaking her nasal bone in the process. The ensuing geyser of blood makes an ideal accompaniment for your love custard. For best results, make sure to use your hand to mix both together until an even, jam donut-like consistency is attained.
She goes nuts for my jam donuts!

I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.
by Sweaty old man October 15, 2006
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Monster jam

In the classic and grounbreaking video game NBA Jam, it was the name of a spectacular slam dunk performed when "on fire." In certain situations it would shatter the backboard.
MONSTER JAM!!!! He's on fire!!!!
by Schlichting October 02, 2005
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ass jam

When you press your bare ass against glass and it spreads, revealing the browneye. Spreading ass like you spread jam.
I bent over in the shower and ass jammed the glass. My girlfriend saw it and freaked out.
by Rambonanza February 19, 2009
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boner jam

an expression describing a moment, person, place, thing or event of high quality.
My coffee grinder/brewer combo is the boner jam, this shit tastes great!

by Uncle H Bomb August 02, 2006
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pearl jam

the greatest fucking band in the whole world.... that's why i've got Ed Ved in my head.
Rachel's life goal is to have all the Pearl Jam concert bootlegs ever released.
by Rokinfreeworld December 31, 2003
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jam man

A rasterfarian man of jamacan oriogin who particularly likes smoking marajuana while listening 2 Bob Marley
Rass man dis weed is Harsh stik on dat Bob Marly Lp
by Sam .f June 01, 2003
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Jam Locked

To Chill Meaning Jam out and the Locked stands for the area is locked by your crew and kno one can enter this domain.
Also when u are crunk da fuk out u use this word alot

Yo conor we got this area jam locked wit are juice in hand.
by Filliest Crunk Buck May 07, 2007
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