Sex

Sex is when a man takes a woman out to a fancy dinner and then after that they go home and the guy's dick gets big and the womans pussy gets wet then he puts the dick in and they go in and out many times while making sounds like "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH".

One day Mike and Alana were going to the Fancy returant for dinner then they both got really horny and left the dinner and rushed home for sex then with the door closed you'd here Alana saying, "YES YES YEEEEEEEESSSSSS FASTER HARDER...................................................O MY GOD THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!

by pSYCO12 June 6, 2009

sex

Something you will never have if your looking up sex in the Urban Dictionary.

Virgin: What is sex?
Urban Dictionary: Something you will never have if your looking up sex in the Urban Dictionary.
20 Black Dudes: *yelling* OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!

by an intelligent human February 15, 2017

sexed

A much simpler way of saying having sex or had sex. It is in past tense form.

dude- Do you think they sexed?
guy- I dont know but I sexed her up last night.
dude- No I definitely sexed her last night.
guy- Damn, she playin us.

by remT September 17, 2007

Sex

when a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina and pushes in and pulls out.
sometimes done for pleasure, sometimes done when someone in bored.

One night I went home to meet my boyfriend after work. When I rang the doorbell he opened the door. his dick was hanging out of his boxers and he called my name. Jane!! I immediately caught on to his mood and loved the moaning that came from his throat. We were kissing and he set me on the couter and started taking off my top. it couldn't be fast enough...so i helped him. he carried me to the couch because we couldn't making it to the bedroom. he fucked me so hard my clit was pulsing. my orgasm sent pleasure through my body. he continued humping and i started screaming "HARDER!!!!!!!FASTER!!I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!!!HARDER!!!!YESSS!!YESSSS!!!MIKE YESSS!!!!"and i had another orgasm. there were 5 more after that. best sex ever.

by SeXpErSoN June 8, 2010

sexing

1) Two or more people engaging in sexual intercourse.

2) Johnny Knoxville's favorite word from "A Dirty Shame" explaining people having oral,mental or physical sex.

"Everyone goes sexing at Lovers Lane"
"Ewe, those 2 are sexing in public..."
"Let's go SEXING!"- Johnny Knoxville

by moxielady32 July 23, 2011

sex

An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.

I pity all you poor souls ;;

by Cortana Dragoon July 22, 2008

sex

sex is something two or more people do when they love each other... or not (lol). sex is performed when two men, two women, or a male and a female join together at the reproductive organ. sex is almost always pleasurable and can include oral, anal, vaginal, or tit fuck. there are many positions for sexual intercourse and objects such as toys, sexy clothing, etc. can be used for stimulating arousal.

One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.

by The Awesome Singer June 21, 2009