Why the fuck are you looking up "penis" on the urban dictionary?! Are you the biggest kitten killer in the world?
Ok, fine, the definition. A penis is a dick. A dick is the male thing that pisses and penetrates the vagina, and faps.
Ok, fine, the definition. A penis is a dick. A dick is the male thing that pisses and penetrates the vagina, and faps.
by antikittenkiller March 18, 2008
Get the penismug. A penis is the sexual reproductive organ of the male gender. The penis is suppose to be inserted into a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse; however, it can be inserted into the mouth, the anus or the ear of the woman as well.
The penis is also used to bring pleasure to a lonely male. By rubbing the penis, it stimulates the highly sensitive nerves in the head to a certain degree in which it signals the reproductive system to ejaculate sperm and semen out of the penis and all over the lonely dude's hand.
A penis is a long shaft made entirely out of thick blood vessels. Flanking the shaft of the penis are two balls resting in a sack. This sack is called the ball sack and hurts like hell whenever they are kicked hard by an angry female.
A penis grows hard during arousal, and this arousal is called a boner. During a boner, blood fills inside the penis, filling up all the blood vessels and making it hard and stiff
A penis can be written in computer language too. To do this you simply type the letter 8 followed by an equal sign that can be made at any quantity desired, followed by a capital D.
The penis is also used to bring pleasure to a lonely male. By rubbing the penis, it stimulates the highly sensitive nerves in the head to a certain degree in which it signals the reproductive system to ejaculate sperm and semen out of the penis and all over the lonely dude's hand.
A penis is a long shaft made entirely out of thick blood vessels. Flanking the shaft of the penis are two balls resting in a sack. This sack is called the ball sack and hurts like hell whenever they are kicked hard by an angry female.
A penis grows hard during arousal, and this arousal is called a boner. During a boner, blood fills inside the penis, filling up all the blood vessels and making it hard and stiff
A penis can be written in computer language too. To do this you simply type the letter 8 followed by an equal sign that can be made at any quantity desired, followed by a capital D.
Some random person: Hey baby, would you allow me to insert my penis into your vagina?
Some random horny female: Okays!(:
Some random horny female: Okays!(:
by CrashCarson July 25, 2011
Get the Penismug. by timmy January 29, 2004
Get the penismug. The male reproductive organ that gives the man anything he wants, its like a magic wand. Without this, they will be working as hard as women.
bill: hey honey!!!! can you go get to the chores or i will kick you the fuck outta my house?!?!?!!?!?!?
martha: NO!!! i will not be a slave to you anymore!!!
bill: (bill pulls his pants down and shows her his penis)
martha: YES SIR!!!!!!
martha: NO!!! i will not be a slave to you anymore!!!
bill: (bill pulls his pants down and shows her his penis)
martha: YES SIR!!!!!!
by ilovechristiandeestefanoo March 26, 2009
Get the penismug. An object of sexual purpose/pleasure that requires attachment to a complex living organism to support it's survival and operation/function. There is no correlation between the size of the organism's penis and it's ability to rationalise, or calculate in complex thought processes. Humans are the prime example of this fact. Larger penises are generally highly regarded, by humans, and the organism supporting an example of such, generally finds a high degree of acceptance in society.
Curiously the phrase : "he is such a dick/prick/dick-head/penis-face has no correlation to the size of the organism's penis.
Curiously the phrase : "he is such a dick/prick/dick-head/penis-face has no correlation to the size of the organism's penis.
Example : "James is the life support system for his penis."
This would indicate to the person/s being addressed that James has a large penis. James neither has to be highly advanced (mentally/physically) to support his penis. It is often found that large penises are attached to phyically and mentally deficient human males. In cases where the large penis is attached to a physically developed male, the chances of high sexual activity are greatly increased.
This would indicate to the person/s being addressed that James has a large penis. James neither has to be highly advanced (mentally/physically) to support his penis. It is often found that large penises are attached to phyically and mentally deficient human males. In cases where the large penis is attached to a physically developed male, the chances of high sexual activity are greatly increased.
by Mikail May 22, 2007
Get the penismug. by tori durbey August 5, 2007
Get the penismug. by goth_baby July 14, 2005
Get the penismug.