by Danielle June 05, 2003
Why the fuck are you looking up "penis" on the urban dictionary?! Are you the biggest kitten killer in the world?
Ok, fine, the definition. A penis is a dick. A dick is the male thing that pisses and penetrates the vagina, and faps.
Ok, fine, the definition. A penis is a dick. A dick is the male thing that pisses and penetrates the vagina, and faps.
by antikittenkiller March 18, 2008
A penis is the sexual reproductive organ of the male gender. The penis is suppose to be inserted into a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse; however, it can be inserted into the mouth, the anus or the ear of the woman as well.
The penis is also used to bring pleasure to a lonely male. By rubbing the penis, it stimulates the highly sensitive nerves in the head to a certain degree in which it signals the reproductive system to ejaculate sperm and semen out of the penis and all over the lonely dude's hand.
A penis is a long shaft made entirely out of thick blood vessels. Flanking the shaft of the penis are two balls resting in a sack. This sack is called the ball sack and hurts like hell whenever they are kicked hard by an angry female.
A penis grows hard during arousal, and this arousal is called a boner. During a boner, blood fills inside the penis, filling up all the blood vessels and making it hard and stiff
A penis can be written in computer language too. To do this you simply type the letter 8 followed by an equal sign that can be made at any quantity desired, followed by a capital D.
The penis is also used to bring pleasure to a lonely male. By rubbing the penis, it stimulates the highly sensitive nerves in the head to a certain degree in which it signals the reproductive system to ejaculate sperm and semen out of the penis and all over the lonely dude's hand.
A penis is a long shaft made entirely out of thick blood vessels. Flanking the shaft of the penis are two balls resting in a sack. This sack is called the ball sack and hurts like hell whenever they are kicked hard by an angry female.
A penis grows hard during arousal, and this arousal is called a boner. During a boner, blood fills inside the penis, filling up all the blood vessels and making it hard and stiff
A penis can be written in computer language too. To do this you simply type the letter 8 followed by an equal sign that can be made at any quantity desired, followed by a capital D.
Some random person: Hey baby, would you allow me to insert my penis into your vagina?
Some random horny female: Okays!(:
Some random horny female: Okays!(:
by CrashCarson July 25, 2011
by timmy January 30, 2004
The male reproductive organ that gives the man anything he wants, its like a magic wand. Without this, they will be working as hard as women.
bill: hey honey!!!! can you go get to the chores or i will kick you the fuck outta my house?!?!?!!?!?!?
martha: NO!!! i will not be a slave to you anymore!!!
bill: (bill pulls his pants down and shows her his penis)
martha: YES SIR!!!!!!
martha: NO!!! i will not be a slave to you anymore!!!
bill: (bill pulls his pants down and shows her his penis)
martha: YES SIR!!!!!!
by ilovechristiandeestefanoo March 26, 2009
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