alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!
person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
by jjackparryy December 27, 2022
Get the Alexander James Nonce Westcottmug. by Reboxwiththestraps March 21, 2022
Get the Noncemug. That josh kid don’t like chips he’s a nonce
That sonny bloke loves kids he’s a nonce
Gary puts his milk in before a teabag he’s a nonce
Or your mate you find funny insulting so you call them a stinky nonce
That sonny bloke loves kids he’s a nonce
Gary puts his milk in before a teabag he’s a nonce
Or your mate you find funny insulting so you call them a stinky nonce
by Shovelboy123 March 1, 2021
Get the Noncemug. 
by Alkus January 23, 2022
Get the Noncemug. by John.Joe November 26, 2018
Get the Noncemug. Get the Noncemug.