Cat Nap

A short nap...during which feline fecal matter is smeared across an enemy's face to resemble cat whiskers.

While Aidan was napping, Nathan snuck into his room and with the help of chairman Meow Zedong, turned his afternoon nap into a cat nap.

by Derrick Submarine January 6, 2011

Death nap

When you spend the whole nap feeling anxious and then you wake up feeling murderous instead of rested.

Person 1: how was your nap?

Person 2: it was death nap!

Person 1: oh man that's brutal, you must be tired

by Catnapper September 30, 2016

Crap-a-nap

When one passes out while taking a shit.

Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.

by Bonichetti September 30, 2011

Good nap

A way to end an conversation because your going to take a nap

I don’t feel like talking to you Janiyah good nap *hangs up FaceTime call*

by Dat.chick.over.there. September 29, 2018

Skank Nap

A nap taken after getting ready to go out (to party) and before actually walking out the door.

I was out so late last night, I need to take a skank nap after I do my make-up tonight!

by la_lux September 25, 2010

Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

stoner's nap

So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.

Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.

by TheGamingGamer1 May 20, 2014