Nine Fifteen

A 30 year old man. Living in his parents basement. With a 9 o'clock curfew. That gets bitched at in front of his friends. With no backbone to talk back.

You didn't get home last night until Nine Fifteen, And I'm not very happy about it!

by Gold Standard 1 January 16, 2025

Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six

Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six

Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Shitty-Nine

Like 69’ing, but shitting in each other’s mouths.

Man1: did you guys 69 last night?
Man2: nah bro, we shitty-nined.

by LeSleth March 8, 2020

Sixty Sixty Nine Nine

When 4 people are laid out in a square such that each is giving oral sex to one other member, and is receiving oral sex from one other member, so as to make a square chain.

Dutch: So Peach, I heard you were involved in a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine.
Peach: I was giving head to Jasmine, who was giving head to Rosa, who was giving head to Adam, who was giving head to me! It was a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine!

by Joseph Bababooey March 3, 2023

Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.

Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."

by Mike Tysons Lisp October 27, 2018

Nine Windows

Nine Windows is a collaborative project between Kid Drama & DJ Trace.

Nine Windows is fookin insane m8, Kid Drama and DJ Trace together in a fookin studio m8! Drum and Bass man, you gotta check it oot m8!

by weelittleman September 14, 2023

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025