the most amazing man on this earth. such a lover and is so kind- hearted. he is easy to trust because he is so wonderful. he is very intelligent and knows just how to treat his woman. he is very thoughful and cares so much for other people. he truly is, mr. wonderful. i love you baby.
the word marteze can only be used to describe marteze earl, the most wonderful man on earth. best lover, and i get to be loved by him forever.
by ms. leanna marie unverferth February 3, 2010
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2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle.
3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing.
4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.
2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle.
3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing.
4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.
1.Kid: Mommy!!!! I'm hot, why isn't the air on?
Mommy: Dear, the air broke.
Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!!
2.Dude1: Where's my car?
Dude2: IDK.
3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole!
Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh.
4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more!
American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!
Mommy: Dear, the air broke.
Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!!
2.Dude1: Where's my car?
Dude2: IDK.
3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole!
Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh.
4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more!
American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!
by whoabaybay August 3, 2007
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A big-box store, such as Wal-Mart and Target. Often specializes in one-stop shopping. Partially responsible for urban sprawl and the downfall of shopping malls.
by Fred the Wolf September 5, 2005
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Wow! That darn Martese is incredible. I wish she liked me!
If I could be anyone, I'd be Martese!
What a great girl that Martese is, I wish she was my girlfriend!
If I could be anyone, I'd be Martese!
What a great girl that Martese is, I wish she was my girlfriend!
by Apple cider 4 December 20, 2016
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Wal-Mart has everything at low prices.
by Chase April 3, 2005
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2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.
2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
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(presses record) "true-woots athram"...(squickilydeegle - tape rewinds and flips over, press play) "martha stooursh
by marko August 11, 2004
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