Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore

That person, normally a female, who defines everything that warrents your scorn. This term should only be said to the person it describes if you know you will never want anything from her (or him), including, but not limited to, sex, booze, sex with her sister or friend.

That Marissa Walch is such a Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore and she should be shot.

by American Captain June 23, 2008

Mother Monster

The name Lady Gaga's fans (Little Monsters) call her.

Mother Monster

by JBridger April 11, 2010

Mother Fucker Please

Used when responding to another persons outlandish request, claim, or statement.

Boss: "I need that report on my desk in the morning."

Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."

by StumpEase November 9, 2010

Your mother

A response for when there's nothing left to say in a conversation; quite funny when used at the right time.

Joe: So, what did you do last night?
Bob: Your mother.

by Mer October 17, 2003

Mother Trucker

Another way of saying "Mother Fucker!"

*Your friend hits you with a swift punch to the face* AH!! YOU MOTHER TRUCKER! I'll fucking kill you!

by TomorowsMemory March 27, 2003

Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha

A saying spoken by U.S. Army Drill Sergeants whenever something appears comical to them, due to the Drill Sergeants inability to speak more than two words without cussing, they will often implant curse words in the middle phrases where they have no business being.

Private: Drill Sergeant my knee bone is sticking out of my leg.

Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!

(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.

by I got you back July 13, 2009

your mother's face

The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or something.

"u suck"
"ur mother"
"o ya well ur face"
"UR MOTHER'S FACE L0L0L0L0L0L R0X0R PWNED"

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003