Mongolian centipede

an sexual act where you stick your penis in a partners foreskin while another person has a dick in there ass forming a centipede form

I just gave my entire bloodline a Mongolian centipede

by THESKINIGGERDNJNS July 26, 2024

Mongolian liposuction

The act of fisting your partner(when they have not wiped) to the point where there asshole prolapses, then you wrap your mouth round the prolapsed asshole and suck the shit out, you then have the option to regurgitate the shit and french kiss it into your partners mouth.

“Hey would you like to help me remove this blockage in my stomach with a Mongolian liposuction?”

by Gregory Finkleworth July 27, 2024

Mongrelian

Urban Slang for canine cognition- the study of how dogs think, learn, and understand the world around them.

Disclaimer: May include pup profanity depending on owner.

Created by: J.R. Howe

Thanks to technological advances, we are now able to discern when our dogs are talking shit.

Mongrelian

A - My Dog speaks better Mongolian than your dog.
B - I'm going to teach my dog Mongolian today.

by J.R. Howe August 19, 2024

Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

mongol empire

biggest empire in asia. main source of groups such as the mongols, chinese and other groups in asia! mongols good at throat singing, mongol empire also have genghis khan, most based emporor ever. also can be found in hungary.

life's not easy, being part of a country that was part of the mongol empire

by justablueperson October 21, 2023

Mongolian mouth music

The act of giving someone oral sex while the person receiving is throwing up.

Person 1: yo did you get with Jessica last night, you were pretty drunk.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.

by tuckandleoandaj January 20, 2024

mongolian handcuffs

when you're 5 in the pink & 5 in the stink, rip thick44

i gave her the ol' mongolian handcuffs

by battlefield friends 2003 January 22, 2024