Micheal Jordan

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025

Michelin star fandom

A fandom known for producing works of quality, such as detailed and rendered art pieces, fanfiction that is considered to be novel-esque, and cosplays using professional materials and careful makeup to look as similar to the character as possible.

"When this fandom cooks it makes masterpieces" "Yeah it's a Michelin star fandom"

by Chai Spice January 20, 2025

michelly and robyn

michelly and robyn are really beautiful best friends. they are very good ppl to be friends with, if you have either of them in your life, you’ve been blessed. they are really funny and deserve the world as they’re sooo amazing

person: is that michelly and robyn?
me: yes that is them, i wish i had a friendship like theirs.

by caramel&chocolate March 8, 2025

Micheal shuffle

It's when Micheal james c gets on a handstand and stretch his asshole while someone shits in his mouth jerking him off till he cums all over the place

Mason just did the Micheal shuffle

by Bob737eysgsyeu3h3 March 25, 2025

Micheal

He is a narcissistic egotistical pervert liar user. He's got a big ego and is very into himself and only him. He is polyamorous but doesn’t share that information with his partner.

Are you being a Micheal this weekend?

Does she know you are a Micheal?

by Sbrina April 9, 2025

Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.

Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff

by TortaPounder April 20, 2025

Michelle

A woman who towers over mortal men. She can crush a man's head if she squeezes her powerful thighs together. She also has a vagina that feels so superb, she can command a man's orgasm any time she wishes.

Last nite I was with a Michelle. She left me dehydrated, exhausted, and in a complete state of nirvana.

by BigGunt February 12, 2026