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French Melon 

A sex move where as a woman is giving a man oral sex, the man holds a watermelon over her head. Then, while the man is climaxing, he simultaneously smashes the watermelon on her head.
Paige was covered in watermelon juice after she gave Tommy a French Melon.
French Melon by Señor Dumas September 8, 2013
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Ellen With The Melons 

A common nickname given to people with the first name ellen who have large breasts.
This is usually an affectionate term but can be used as an offensive term.
''ellen nice leopard print bra''
''thats why they call me ellen with the melons''

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself 

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.
I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.
Very, very beautiful girl, and very skinny, tall and has no ass. Fun personality, but typically a white basic bitch. Can be extremely annoying sometimes, and is a natural flirt. Loves to eat, and can be very rude and bitchy sometimes.
That girl sure is a Melody.

She's being a Melody today, is it that time of the month?
Melody by Heartyunicorn May 30, 2016
A piece of shit girlfriend who you will never want. She is selfish, manipulative, a liar and overly clingy. She will do anything to be with you, even if it means she is harmed. She will use you and she will hurt you. She acts nice in the beginning, and then she becomes a monster. You will feel bad about leaving her because of how hurt she acts when you say you need space. Never date a Melody.
Mason: "Is Michael dating a Melody? His girlfriend sure seems like a piece of shit"
Jake: "Yeah... he is"
Melody by dr0p$ 0f jup!ter December 30, 2018

Water melon minge 

Water melon minge...

Minge that is big round and green and tastes darn good. its abit red and wet inside but once you get your chops around it you'll never go thirsty
Me and irene went t' kwicksave to get some water melon, it was a no frills minge but you couldent beat the taste for the love of minge with the water melon minge
Water melon minge by matt minge November 1, 2006