Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.

"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."

by Dudge September 23, 2022

Logical fallacies

A useful set of 'refutational tools' whose usage is mainly seen in random internet arguments but can also equally be applied in the IRL realm too, such as against your wife or your boss. The former scenario is where people often abuse logical fallacies to the point of committing a fallacy fallacy, so be wise and use them sparingly and only as a supplement to your argument.

Also related to non sequitur.

1) Jim called out his boss by using logical fallacies to poke holes in his ridiculous decisions.
2) Tommy used logical fallacies to his advantage in order to expose the inconsistencies in his girlfriend's reasoning with regards to how he should spend his money.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2022

ashton logic

when a person is using a big brain response with good logic

Hey! That was pretty smart. Guess you are using Ashton logic

by OkayyLoserr December 25, 2020

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Forest Logic

Forest Logic is making the best out of any situation. Enduring with a positive attitude while keeping your morals and values. Never crumbling or compromising. Forest Logic is keeping am open mind when all seems to be falling apart.

Forest logic is making the best out of any situation and staying positive. Forest Logic is keeping your head up and ten toes down at the gates of hell with a smile saying I've got this.

Thankfully my ex kicked out my window. Now I save tons on my a/c bill! My hot water heater went out helping me save on my gas and water bills.

I only got on drugs to prove to her it will ruin our relationship. Two years of hell later my point was proven.

by TreediddlyD May 4, 2018

Salem Logic

The logic of thinking about a subject for an extremely long time, to the point where you question your own sanity.

“man i hate being wrong”
“man just use salem logic”
“omg man you’re right”
“#salemlogic”

by C0CkB1t3r December 20, 2021

Logic kocht

"die Logic kocht" heißt soviel, we das etwas logisch wird. Die Logic wird so zu sagen gerade heran gekocht.

"das ergibt Sinn, die Logic kocht wohl gerade."

by Amfish December 9, 2023