Lingenfelser

The act of masturbating onto a friend's vanilla ice cream whilst they are not present so, upon return, they will consume your baby gravy.

Joe farted on my pillow, so I Lingenfelsered his ice cream when he went to the bathroom.

by Zeralon November 12, 2010

Lingulate My Lingam

Means to "Suck my dick" The work came from MCA very funny when screamed at a person also songs can be made out of this. Other words are pulled off of this word such as
-Lingulator of lingams(dick sucker)

Example 1
Mca-"LINGULATE MY LINGAM!!!!!!!!"
Person-"what mca"
Mca-"nothing nevermind.....suck my dick!!"

Example 2
Mca-"Hey Knucklehead"
Person-"yes"
Mca-"You are a lingulator of lingams"
Person-"Huh"
Mca-"BRAAAAHHHHH!.......cock sucker"

by Knuclehead January 23, 2011

Lingwood

The word 'Lingwood' is slang for the term 'Limp Wood' (having a flaccid penis.)

The word is thought to have originated in the upper classes of society, so that they may insult one another without having to dirty their lips with 'inappropriate language.'

Person 1: I say, that fellow over there is such a Lingwood!
Person 2: Haha! Quite.

by GoAlveoliWeArehappYforyou June 18, 2014

Linguine

A derogatory term for a Italians

Hey you see that linguine over there. He said pointing to the Italian man over there

by Local Satanist November 9, 2017

bow-linguistics

Gestures, finger-spells and handsigns taught to a dog in order to train 'him/her' to respond to English words as orders!

Bow-linguistics are not the end of the story: alongside the 'dogsitter' and the must-have 'chewy' or chew toy, there's 'canine-freestyling', or handling a K9 to the sounds of hip-hop music! Dogis (dog yogis!) that train your dogfriend some 'doga' and when your dog turns 13, you can throw him a 'Bark Mitzvah' party, or why don't you get a 'barkitect' to build your 'furkids' an uber-stylish doghouse --ooopsies! 'barkitecture'? 'Muttiquette' (mutt etiquette) comes handy for your 'companion animal' should you be in a public place and want to avoid unexpected behavior ; And, if you're feeling lonely go adopt a 'dogter' (she-dog daughter) and get her some kiddens (kid-replacement kittens) for company!

This must be, no...is TEOTWAWKI!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Air Lingus

When a woman queefs whilst a male is performing cunnilingus on her

Nothing to do with the Irish narional airline

Here I heard you went down on that Ciara" "Aye but she went pure Air Lingus on me though" "Oh, fuckin' hawl mate

by GladIhavenaneminnnge August 3, 2010

linguistic intolerance

A symptom of bigotry in which a bigot insists that the spelling, grammar, or pronunciation of other languages, cultures, or subcultures are inferior, or simply wrong.

Some linguistically intolerant Jews and Muslims, such as the late Sheikh Ahmed Deedat complain about what they call, the J Sickness, in which most European languages substitute the letter J for the letter Y when transliterating names from ancient texts, such as:

Joel for Yael
Judah for Yehuda
Joshua for Yeheshua
Joseph for Yusuf
Jonah for Yunus
Jesus for Yesus or Yeshua
Jehovah for Yehowa or Yahweh

Since J is the letter used to produce the Y sound in most European languages, this complaint is an example of petty linguistic intolerance. Sheikh Deedat also rather amusingly blamed the "J" sickness on Jehovah's Witnesses, as if they, in the 20th century had had the power to change the way Europeans spelled names in medieval times, so it's difficult to determine whether his bigotry was against Christians in general, Jehovah's Witnesses, or Europeans. (Source: www.jamaat.net/name/name3.html)

by Downstrike October 19, 2005