kiddyshit games

games that people play in order to fuck around with you but it just pisses everyone off because its lame and immature

man last night that bitch was playing kiddyshit games

by sdalkfjlskjdk February 26, 2008

Kidney Stealing

A term used to describe a person or situation that is suspiciously or downright creepy. In reference to organ harvesting.

Last night I passed out at some yuppie's place. Then, I woke up to his caressing embrace and somehow in his bed with Lindsay Lohan's "I Know Who Killed Me" playing on HBO. It was a major kidney stealing moment.

by Meek Warrior September 2, 2009

kiddo

Something the pedo teacher calls you during school.

Obvious Pedo: hey kiddo want to come to my house for a "study session"
Student: no thanks!
Obvious Pedo: ok

by GoldblitzX January 13, 2021

kiddie porn

illegal shit. Kid having s*x with a another kid or adult having s*x with a kid. It is similar to lolicon and shotacon.

kiddie porn is so damn disgusting. why the fuck would u search up a kid having *** with another kid or adult?

by igotitallHANDLED June 7, 2022

Just Kidds

Another word for just kidding.

Suephlegmy, you're a fugly pig. Just kidds. :)

by sweatygymsocksinyourface January 17, 2009

Parum Kidney Populus

Little people that live inside and feed off of human beings' kidneys. They create colonies and families and once all the kidneys have been used up and eaten, they move on to the next victim. Kidney stones are the byproduct of these little people's waste. Once you die they are excreted out of your body.

Martha Monroe was diagnosed with this debilitating condition in 1987. She went to her doctor complaining of pains in her kidneys. Both Martha and her doctor believed that it was just a kidney infection. Unfortunately she found out later that it actually was Parum Kidney Populus, a.k.a Little Kidney People.

by Kidney Master April 17, 2010

Kidney Cracker

while your fucking a girl in the ass, doggie style, and you take a piss. after you pull out you punch her in the kidneys.

I gave that bitch a mean kidney cracker.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009