Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.

"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."

by An Audience July 21, 2024

Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

Joe Biden

A dementia ridden, ignorant, fool of a president.
A person who often stutters or forgets things.

Guy 1: Woah, look at that guy stuttering!
Guy 2: He must be Joe Biden.

Guy 1: How the fuck did Joe Biden win
Guy 2: I don’t know

by tundraisquitehungry November 19, 2023

Joe Biden

The best president in U.S. history

Dude, i'm being sarcastic. Joe Biden was a terrible president. His administration's decisions lead to inflation, a border crisis, the Israel-Hamas war, and now Iran's attack on Israel.

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

Joe Biden

When to fuck someone so hard they start to stutter you gave them a Joe Biden.

My god, you mom just Joe Bidened me at the mo-mo-mo-motel.

by toastyTORP March 28, 2024

Joe Biden

An ancient political figure that somehow won the presidential election in 2020. Ever since, wars been raging around the world and everything has been really expensive.

Damn, that Joe Biden guy really knows his stuff!

by Asterisk Potato November 22, 2023

Joe Biden

the worst president ever to step foot in the office the man cant remember shit and hes a danger to national security

fuck joe biden

by stickyickyicky420 June 7, 2024