mad irl

when someone makes an argument with several valid points that u cant respond to, this is ur rescue.

john: lol ur mom gay irl XD!!!
matt: u mad irl lmao

by turbocat May 29, 2018

Mad Action

The act of getting laid. Often misused when refering to making out or getting a hand job but is specifically sexual intercourse.

Student 1: Hey Mike, are you going to get mad action this weekend?
Student 2: All day!

by Falconsaysyes April 13, 2010

mad isms

Isms (see isms) that are supreme, or superior to the isms of others. Skills above and beyond those of others.

"Hey, you're good at that!"
"I gots the Mad Isms!"

by Mike K. February 16, 2005

mad yin

when a scottish cunt goes on a absolute bender. classified by - not going home between the days Friday and sunday night, more than 5 gram of gear must be consumed, minimum 5 swaggers (eccies), atlas 2 bottles of buck and/or a swift litre of scotlands finest glens (ket, mandy and bubbles also recommended to fulfil your mad yin)

"am going on a fucken mad yin this weekend davie" or "fuck me a need a heavy mad yin after this week"

by malaka mutha December 18, 2016

The Mad Shits

Repetitive explosive diarrhea

I shouldn't have eaten that chili last night, because now I have "the mad shits".

I've been on the toilet all day with "the mad shits".

I'm gonna put ex lax in that cheating bastards lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with "the mad shits".

by annie bo fannie August 20, 2014

mad nigga

1. Describing a bad situation.

2. Refecting on someones negative actions and/or attitude.

1. "Yo son grab me a beer." "Were all out" "OH thats mad nigga"

2. "I'm not gunna suck your dick!" "thats mad nigga"

by niffa March 10, 2007

mad money

The money that allows you to tell your date to kick rock.

I shall always have some mad money for the cab home.

by Her Serene Highness February 21, 2015