I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 07, 2022

National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.

Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!

by Urbandictionaryqueen123 April 09, 2021

Tainting someone's essence

A slang term used in wildstar when being carried by other player's while being an average medic.

Billy- Yo dawg, did you see IIIII tainting someone's essence.
James- Yeah, he just sat there and received free rating.

by Mr Slang May 25, 2015

Burying someone

Busy doing chores and other stuff.

Friend: Hey, you free?
Me: Can't, I'm burying someone.

by LWA June 08, 2021

pull a handle on someone

To get over on someone such as taking advantage or stealing

" He tried to pull a handle on me "

" Luckily I'm not that stupid "

" He tried to pull a handle on someone "
" Goes to show what his getdown is "

by 408Sanjo November 30, 2022

pull someone's card

To ask for someone's credentials publicly

She tried to pull someone's card on twitter but it turns out he wrote the book

by Kevin Nogilny June 28, 2019

kick someone who has hair gel day

december

december is kick someone who has hair gel day

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019