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AJAX HORN 

If you're ever lucky to meet an Ajax Horn. You are to be one of the luckiest people alive. They are, handsome, selfless, and honest. Always tending to others before themselves. Takes the time out of their day to send you a good morning and goodnight message even after just speaking to them over the phone. They are a one of a kind friend. A best friend. Someone willing to listen when you pour your heart out. Someone willing to smile through the day when you can't. Someone willing to come up with all the lamest jokes to make you laugh. Ajax Horn's is everything you could ever want in a person and more. They are love, they are happiness, they are laughter, they are light on the darkest of days. Soft and gentle when things get rough. They deserve the world. They deserve nothing but happiness and love. If I were to have an Ajax Horn, I would do nothing short of continuously proving how much he means to me. Mwuah x
Do you have an Ajax Horn?
Yes I DO!! He's the best.
AJAX HORN by HalfCastVenom December 22, 2021
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jaxon hornbeck by gayqueen100 March 7, 2022

gooney horn 

I flicked her gooney horn with My younger and her toes curled
gooney horn by anonymous March 11, 2022

Douche Horn 

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.
Douche Horn by BeeYell July 8, 2022

The Horn 

Slang for smelling salts. Originates from "Atomic Rhino Red Line" smelling salts branding.
"Man, I really wish there was something that gets me going instantly."

"Sounds like you could use The Horn..."
The Horn by fred durst 2 May 12, 2023

Unicorn Horn 

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.
P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
Unicorn Horn by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

Gub Horn 

When you get a gub and its a sad horn
Person 1: Bro i just got a gub
Person 2: *Gub Horn*
Gub Horn by somedudeinthebackrooms September 16, 2023