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White House Press Berater

A nickname for the current and fourth White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, because of her propensity to spend most of the time at the podium actively berating the press.
The White House Press Berater has progressively established herself as a laughingstock and what’s worse is that the Trumpster doesn’t even watch her doing it!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2020
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going to steve's house

to leave an awesome party to give your mexican friend a blow job.
Bobby and Jose are going to steve's house.
by B-Beezy May 29, 2010
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drop Obama off at the White House

For Republican readers: a slang reference for a bowel movement.

For Democrat readers: means takin' a shit!
Republican readers: "Jeeves, do find a suitable WC. I afraid it's time to drop Obama off at the White House".

Democrat readers: " Damn, Red! Pull the truck over, I gotta drop Obama off at the White House!"
by Ranger375 August 14, 2011
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not a dry eye in the house

every single person in a particular space is touched
After listening to the touching news from the US, there is not a dry eye in the house
by chen new July 26, 2015
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housband

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.
^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."
by Jj March 21, 2005
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dick house

to insert your penis into anyone or anything, thereby making it a place where your penis can live comfortably for long periods of time.
Shut the fuck up, Cliff, before I make your mouth my dick house
by Jeff Bentz August 9, 2004
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house flipper

aka "flpper"

house flippers are people who buy a worn out or crappy-ass house, fix it up and sell it for more than they paid for it.
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flipped: when you sell your house and it gets bought by a house flipper then sold again
dude: I gotta fix my house before I put it on the market
dude2: why?
dude: so that no stupid house flipper comes along and sells it for more!
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I just sold my house 2 weeks ago and now I see another for sale sign out front!! grrrrrrr! I got flipped!
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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