space helmet

V. To envelope one's head in the vagina of a woman.

N. The woman this is done to.

N. The act of.

I pulled a space helmet on my dog.

by Hizzo February 26, 2005

Helmet fire

Committing an extremely dim-witted act or string of acts while massively confused and engaged in any activity which requires the use of a helmet.

A. Dude, did you see that game last night where that dumbass defensive end intercepted that pass then ran it in to the wrong end zone? What a helmet fire.

B. Guss Grissom must have been having a serious helmet fire when he blew the door of his space capsule and it sank to the bottom of the ocean.

by MCD32 November 16, 2010

Helmet

A device worn by special people like you.

Now now, Remugsum and Michael, remember your helmets, and make sure to catch the short bus!

by IXAM May 27, 2008

burmese meat helmet

The act of putting one's entire head in a woman's vagina.

Dude, I gave her the Burmese Meat Helmet last night.

by Snickledick McSmacky December 11, 2008

salmon helmet

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.

by Destroy89 June 11, 2006

helmet hair

when you jizz in a condom and then pull it over the girls head and rub it around.

"i gave megan some mad helmet hair last night."

by Die-lon January 6, 2008

helmet

something Ben Roethlisberger needs to wear

As a Steeler fan, I'm breathing a sigh of relief to know that Ben is ok, but if he would have worn a damn helmet, he wouldn't have so many facial injuries

by Ben's Helmets June 21, 2006