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Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.
A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.
by Alibali September 4, 2013
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half shelled

The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.
Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.
by electrocaine September 3, 2018
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half-bobber

Noun: (slang) A female who tends to get little more than the head of a penis in her mouth while performing oral sex.
1. The top of her head looks great but she is a half-bobber.

2. She was a half-bobber so I had to dump the bitch.

3. My last girlfriend was a half-bobber, she was always leaving me with blue balls.
by KDH September 8, 2008
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Half Print

When your paper is half way in the printer and just STOPS. Usually when you have no ink, or a paper jam.
Juan: Hey amigo, did you get my fax? It's extremely important! Zane: NO! It's at a fucking half print. Fuck printers.
by Koryizzle November 1, 2009
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BEST HALF

(BEST HALF) Is a fe/male may have been known as a

(better half) but a best half represents A deeper feeling for your (BEST HALF)
Me and my (BEST HALF) are going on a trip to Florida.
by ONNY May 19, 2019
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Half-a-mara

A half-marathon.
My friend got up at 3:30 so she could run the Princess half-a-mara.
by pmd February 23, 2020
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Twins and a Half

When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.
by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020
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