Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter

"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"

by The funny word game May 20, 2020

Granny

A fat behind dog. No common sense, no teeth, eats crap, and smells like bull crap.

"Oh, look, its Granny eating a fat-behind turd."

by Deflated_Potato September 10, 2020

Granny Lip It

When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.

On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.

by Marcamango September 27, 2020

grandyidea

grandyidea is the best stan account on twitter. kaspar is the king rat.
love you.
mwah,
roxie.

oh em gee! did you see what grandyidea tweeted? he should deactivate.

by idratherurbody October 9, 2020

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

granny shitter

A term for people who manage to cover walls of public toilets in feces.

"Better close the washroom and get the cleaning cart, we've just had a granny shitter."

by Fastfood Lars October 25, 2020

Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night

by H T X November 15, 2020