goober

A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.

P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training

P2: Are they coming to the training this time.

P1: No they are a goober.

by anonymous October 19, 2023

goober

peanut

goober

by goober69420 October 24, 2023

goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

Goobercuck

To be a schmuck or Jake Reed like figure. (Pado)

Look at the yiddish schmuck its such a goobercuck.

by Andew Pado November 2, 2023

Goobernatorial election

What an enlightened centrist calls a gubernatorial election.

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."

by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023

Goobercore

A positive person with who silly and usually not serious.

"Bingor is so goobercore."
"Yeah I know they're so awesome."

by Icewhallows711 December 10, 2023

Goober tech

When you do something really stupid in the game dead by daylight and it works.

"Why did you vault into that wraith and how did he miss?"
"Goober tech idk"

by Goobaw December 12, 2023