goobersecond

a speed so fast no one can tell how fast it is and if you do go this speed your skin will evaporate off of your body and you will be going around 1000 times the speed of light times the exponent of 10 to the power of the sun. failure to go exactly 1237 steps per second will result in terminal cancer

nigga 1 bro i just ran a mile
nigga 2 bro forget that i just ran 180000000000000 miles in one goobersecond

by Nigerianprince1212 February 19, 2023

Goober

A goober is a person who is gooby or has a lot of goob.

Your such a goober.

by Heheheyup March 19, 2023

Goobap

A particularly difficult situation or task at hand.
Also can be an object.

"Agh! These test qustions are all goobaps!"

by 86626888222 March 20, 2023

goobaloo

somebody who is very very very sexually intractable

my brother is a goobaloo

by ur mumsie is supa gae March 31, 2023

goobaginass

new beginnings
(frank ocean nights)

when frank ocean said goobaginass ... i felt that.

by goobaginass April 8, 2023

Goober

(A goob) making a mistake that could have been easily avoided, (goober) is someone who ´´goobs´´ a lot.

He is such a goober he could´ve easily avoided that.

by fvntvzy May 31, 2023

Goober

me

I am goober

by therealgoober June 1, 2023