Gimp Stratus

The highest form of gimp imaginable. Usually an

unbearably woke person, but not always.

Gimp Stratus: I'm non binary

Normal Person: There are two sexes. You are clearly a man.

Gimp Stratus: Sex is a social construct. I'm non binary.

Normal Person: Oh fuck off you absolute Gimp Stratus

by skydivingasswolf March 26, 2024

Glump score

The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.

Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.

by Lighty2TF April 2, 2024

Glumpikin

Having sex with a pumpkin.

Usually a moldy, and fuzzy pumpkin, but that's optional.

Has to be a carved pumpkin.

"Bro, I'm so horny, I could go for a glumpikin."

by Garrett Schinken April 6, 2024

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"

by MC Bunion April 7, 2024

Gimping Sour Cream

Dunk you and your partners whole body into melted leather and then fill up your partner with your ejaculate

Yo bro if you don’t stop playin’ around, imma hit you with the Gimping Sour Cream.

by Johnny.Sins April 11, 2024

Gimp

Luke Newman's straight flaming asshole. Shit so sweet makes u orgasm.

Shut up gimp, I'm gonna reach around on you later tn.

by Thug Shaker Central April 29, 2024

Gimp

A person you hate, usually because they're incredibly annoying, stupid or a bully. Sometimes none of those things.

Hey look who's in the car park!

Oh Christ, not those gimps.

by SD050910 May 19, 2024